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quotes[0]='Hey Dude, Almost out of Number 3, due to the kids need to use what I have. NEED MORE!!!! -Your DEFCON servant, Joe'
quotes[1]='It’s us, Ollie and Amber. This sauce is the sh*t. Keep making more, faster. Everyone that we turned on to it absolutely loves it, including bikers. I put some on a chicken cutlet and put it in salad and OMG it was banging! Looking for investors, give us a call.'
quotes[2]='Hey, Larry here from the other night at St. James Gate. Sauce was incredible. Had no ill effects at all (Larry stated he was extremely gluten intolerant). Amazing. I am ready to purchase, please hit me with the details. -Thanks, Larry the lawyer'
quotes[3]='Hey gotta get some of the sauces you sell. John P. just returned from a trip to Mexico. He met you and had a chance to sample some of your sauces. Wow he sold me. Love hot sauces but he says yours are better then "(Someone\'s) Insanity Sauce". Please tell me how to order. -Tom'
quotes[4]='Good afternoon. Hope you got home without incident. I was interested in ordering 1 bottle of each of your sauces (#1,2,3). I\'ve got a pretty bad sinus infection, and figure your #1 would clear it right up. I\'ve been spreading the word to all my heat seeking friends, hope you hear from them. -Take care, John'
quotes[5]='Absolutely great! I didn\'t open any until this past weekend. My wife took me downstairs and pointed out the pantry full of hot sauces that I have already, she\'s told me to use up what I have BUT when I find new stuff out there I gotta get it. So I really like the 2 and 3. The #1 is way too hot. It needs to be cut in ketchup, mustard, A-1 sauces or BBQ sauce but has a great taste. Thanks again for being so responsive. -Tom'
quotes[6]='I am long overdue in writing this email. I used the Number 3 and Number 1 at my Super bowl party. Almost everybody loved the milder sauce, still a little to hot for some (light weights). The hardcore hot sauce heads loved the hotter sauce. We went through over a hundred wings. My son Jason won\'t use anything but the Number 3 anymore. I guess I will need another bottle soon. Can you make me a larger size? -Bill B., DC'
quotes[7]='Well, thanks to you I can no longer eat anything "chicken" without slathering your sauce on it! Great stuff John!! I am having my own version of Defcon Days at my house tonight. I will be cooking up 3 batches using your double deep fry method in my turkey cooker.
I must say... My wife has been a die hard "Franks" fan until Defcon invaded my home. Assimilation is complete. I made her a Defcon 3 chicken breast last night and I made myself a Defcon 2/1. I brushed the chicken breast with 2 and then brushed one about a dime sized amount of Defcon 1.... Perfectly heinous!
Thanks again John!
Keep up the great work!-Dan'
quotes[8]='As a wing conissuer, I would like to say the Defcon sauces are the bomb. My buddy JT bought some as a birthday gift and I cooked some wings mixing 1 and 2 together. Let's just say the wings didn't last two minutes. I plan on ordering more for myself and my neighbor.
Mike'
quotes[9]='Congratulations, you have made the ultimate wing sauce! I started out with Defcon2 and now I am adding about 5-10% Defcon1 for my perfect wings. Defcon1 is also great as an additive in creamy/buttery sauces. I would really love to see you make a sauce without butter and a little less salt for a more versatile everyday hot sauce though. That would be the ultimate!
Doug'
quotes[10]='Add me to the list of people who, thanks to the DefCon2 sauce, cannot eat hot wings without wishing they were covered in DefCon2 sauce. (OK, I can, but I need to have had a lot of beer first to deaden my taste buds.) You have turned me into a hot wing snob.
I was hooked from my first taste at the Fiery Foods Convention in Albuquerque.
So, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, make more. If I had a cellar, I'd stock it with DefCon sauce. And don't tell anyone else about it.
As to the bottle size - why make it smaller? As far as I'm concerned, you should sell it in gallon jugs - suitable for sale at Costco!
Sign me a true believer!
Jane Randolph'
quotes[11]='Hope that I can/should have, responded to this email in such a fashion as a reply.
I know that you just met me today, by my order directly from you (normally from sweatnspice) but to let you know that if you were to put DC#2 in a 16oz bottle, it would mean more pouring for me, and a better excuse to save one as a collector item, and use one, or two. heck, I might even buy four! I mean, come on, 16oz. of elixir from hades....not enough blue cheese and celery to put out that fire.
Since I have not tried DC#1 yet, it doesn't matter if you go larger, I would probably by it, just to add a little to #2 to go crazy from the heat. I hear it is quite a jump from 2.
I will keep an eye out for the good news, and will post my order for sure!!
GRushlow'
quotes[1211]='quotes[11]='Hope that I can/should have, responded to this email in such a fashion as a reply.
I know that you just met me today, by my order directly from you (normally from sweatnspice) but to let you know that if you were to put DC#2 in a 16oz bottle, it would mean more pouring for me, and a better excuse to save one as a collector item, and use one, or two. heck, I might even buy four! I mean, come on, 16oz. of elixir from hades....not enough blue cheese and celery to put out that fire.
Since I have not tried DC#1 yet, it doesn't matter if you go larger, I would probably by it, just to add a little to #2 to go crazy from the heat. I hear it is quite a jump from 2.
I will keep an eye out for the good news, and will post my order for sure!!
John'
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