The huge 8 ounce  vessel of Doom

Now, from the halls of Hell, some sages have said this so-called sauce is made with the glandular fluids from denizens known to inhabit the lowest levels of Hell. There is an inherent warning associated with this product, as many have succumbed to the evils within these demonic vessels. Not for faint of heart! And most definitely not for children! Only ingest this hellish contrivance in small amounts, as too much may cause so much of an endorphin rush, that the ingester's cranial cavity may detonate.

We now offer the glorious and long awaited, NEW & IMPROVED Defense Condition #1 in a huge 8 ounce bottle. It is now a glorious 25% HOTTER!!!

8 Ounce Bottle - $9.00